Method: Wash kale and pat dry. Trim off stems, and remove thick center vein from each leaf. (Set aside for juicing or soup). Cut leaves into chip-size pieces.
Peel garlic cloves and chop coarsely. Cut chives into smaller pieces. Put in blender with all remaining ingredients and process until smooth. Marinade should be pourable, like a thick cream soup. Add more liquid if necessary, and blend for a few seconds more.
Pour marinade into a very large bowl. If you do not have one big enough to hold liquid and the kale pieces, divide liquid and kale into equal amounts and prepare in smaller batches.
Using both of your impeccably clean hands, massage kale into marinade, coating each piece well. Although this method works best, if you don't want to use your hands, toss kale pieces into marinade with salad servers or two forks.
Spread kale in a single layer on teflex dehydrator sheets, pouring any remaining marinade over leaves. If using oven, place in a single layer on lightly greased cookie sheets. Dehydrate at 145 degrees for 1/2 hour, then reduce heat to 118 - 120 degrees and continue dehydrating until chips are dry on top. If using oven, bake at lowest temperature possible, keeping a close eye on them.
When dehydrator chips are dry on top, flip them over onto a tray with a mesh screen. Continue to dehydrate at 118 degrees until they are crispy (4 - 6 hours total dehydrating time, depending on kale and weather) In oven bake until crisp, turning chips once if necessary. Watch carefully to be sure they don't burn.
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